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Dear Women, we know you're tempted to read those shitty magazines you see in the grocery store check out line for things like special holiday recipes and funky ways to style your hair. But us men would like to kindly ask you to skip the sex tip section because we are beginning to worry about the safety of our genitals. As a matter of fact, we'd like to ask that you ignore the magazine Cosmo altogether as there cannot be anything of worth that comes from a magazine that promotes sex tips like the ones below.

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Here's how to inoculate ourselves against negative ones. Verified by Psychology Today. Evolution of the Self.

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Some things will inevitably stay the same, like your go-to date night spots, your inside jokes, and your Sunday morning rituals. But somethings will change, like perhaps your sex life. Marriage brings your relationship and your grown-up status to the next level and things like bills, work, kids and other responsibilities might put a damper on the adventurous sex life you've had for years.

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Throughout my long tenure writing Ridiculous Tips For A Miserable Sex LifeI've taken aim at various targets, but one publication stands out as a bastion of weird and wacky sex advice — always chipper, always in a numbered list, and always ill-advised. Cosmo remains the ne plus ultra of usually implausible, occasionally unfathomable, and invariably hilarious sexy tips for sexy sex, and this month, I've chosen to anthologize them for you. Read on, friends. At its core, Cosmo is just a girl, standing in front of a boy, trying to figure what to do with his penis.

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While sex is one of the most talked about human interactions ever, it's not always the sexy, slow-mo montage of limbs you see in the movies. Here, the most relatable quotes about sex guaranteed to make anyone laugh. Cameron Diaz told Cosmopolitan in "The best time of day for sex is anytime because it's sex.

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Times change. And when we look at past generations' relationship advice, much of it is pretty inaccurate, sexist or just plain gross. Fortunately, though, we all can laugh at many of these ideas today.

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There are countless articles aiming to teach us how to enrich our sex lives. Most are inane, others are helpful, and still others are downright laughable. Here are our favorite baffling, painful, or otherwise WTF-inducing tips that the Internet wants to do to your nether bits.

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What are the social obligations related to running into a one-night stand in, say, a grocery store? As always, be polite. Frankly, I'm a little stunned that I have to tell you that. And "Frankly, frankly," says etiquette expert Peter Post of the Emily Post Institute, "if you were big enough to have a one-night stand with them, you're big enough to have at least a modicum of conversation with them.

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But the Trainwreck star isn't the only woman in comedy dishing on sex and dating issues. These 11 funny chicks are regularly serving up nuggets of wisdom to help you navigate the wilds of the dating world and beyond. In an online video feature for the TLC show All About Sexcomedian Margaret Cho tells us that the key to spicing up your love life is to get in touch with your inner freak.

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I mean, everyone is talking about it — your friends, your favorite celebrities, singers, and songwriters. Some people are totally open to embracing the topic and sharing sex advice at the drop of a hat, while other people naturally shy away from it a bit more. Since it seems like a hard topic to avoid, maybe we should just embrace it instead? That seems like a good idea to me.

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